blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."

(Source: steven-stoned, via nanami-hijikata)

dibbydabby:

plutoisaplanetdammit:

mishasminions:

testosteroneman:

deadpandean:

sourwolf-of-beacon-hills:

jtotheizzoe:

Solar Road Trip

"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.

"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!" 

this is cute. 

poor pluto :(

PLUTO PLS

you’ll always be real 

I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult

(Source: thegentlemansarmchair, via blogity-blog)

cumleak:

precumming:

mom 4 hours ago: we’re only staying for 30 minutes

image

(Source: camcyon, via the-fast-and-the-fluffiest)

pulitzer-prince:

How can you argue this isn’t the greatest city in the world?

(Source: atraversso, via dolphini)